I was only called William when I was in some kind of trouble. Now, it is for official documents only. At work, I have been called “The Flash, or Flash,” “Teach,” and “The Count.” We played cards at lunch. One day, I went from second to first on the last hand, and the next day I went from third to first. I had to win points while the leaders did not win any points for that to happen. After that, I “Flashed” to the lead. The others had nothing to do with my job description, but what I actually did in my spare time at work.