We each have grapefruit for breakfast, which I fix (I fix the whole breakfast, she fixes lunch). Both look exactly the same. I cut them in half. I put half of each grapefruit on each plate.

If one is good and one is poor, and I can’t tell the difference, my wife gets at least half of a good grapefruit. I do not risk her getting 100% of a poor grapefruit.

I wash the grapefruit, and my hands, with soap and water before cutting them.

Only a thug, bully or clueless splits the apple the second way.

William “Bill” Myers, Analyzes all, Programmer, retired. If you learn anything new, find enjoyment, have a new thought, then I’m successful. Photo: 1st article

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